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SOMETHING BIG IS COMING

KEITH'S JOURNEY

🍀 St. Patrick's Day 2026 🍀

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🥔 An Irish Potato Adventure Like No Other 🥔

Bowling Alleys • Fried Rice in Cars • Elevator Farts • Halal Food • High Cholesterol Shenanegains

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KEITH'S JOURNEY

A Ridiculous Irish Potato Adventure

Keith is just a simple Irish potato with a dream...

He's heard legends of a glorious blue light up north, bathed in positivity.

But the journey there is WILD.

HOW TO PLAY

  • CLICK on objects to examine or pick them up
  • CLICK on characters to talk to them
  • COLLECT ITEMS to solve puzzles and progress
  • TAP/TOUCH works too (mobile-friendly!)
  • Sometimes you need to CLICK ON KEITH himself!

⚠️ Warning: Contains crude humor, absurd situations, and a potato with questionable decision-making skills